What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”
I’m 99% certain this is exactly what happened. No one can convince me otherwise.
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’
hopes are like hair ornaments. when you’re a little girl, you want to wear too many. when you’re older, you look foolish wearing even one. long story short I just went to a McDonalds and their milkshake machine was broken